Forgotten Gems: Sisqó Rides A Ducati

Sisqó was a simple man with a simple message.  In 1999 he graced music with the artistic gem known as “The Thong Song” and one of the first music videos my twelve-year-old self felt compelled to tape.

Since I didn’t follow his jump to country music (yep) I had completely forgotten he existed, until I found this dredging YouTube with my usual “Ducati + music video” search.

…Ok, fine, it was “babes + motorcycle”…

Regardless, I think it’s high time Sisqó had a comeback.

What’s that?  You disagree?

Well you certainly won’t disagree that Sisqó and his passenger are dangerously under-dressed for road riding and this clip is five minutes of YouTube gold.  Possibly the weakest lineup of vehicles ever toted by a rapper (is that a maroon Ninja?) but I’m sure you’ll find it entertaining nonetheless.

There’s even a Land Rover Discovery II at 1:10.  Far and away the least gangsta SUV ever to get valeted at a Spearmint Rhino… but as I’m sure you know, one of my favorites.

Either Sisqó’s manager stuffed up on budgeting for car rentals, or his taste is just as bad as mine.  In any case, I certainly never had that many scantily senoritas on my Disco…

They probably wouldn’t have been welcome tailgating polo games anyway.