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Ferraris ‘A Fire

“Ferraris are hot, but they’re not supposed to be this hot” Thought this seriously bummed out and stereotypical Italian when he fresh 458 caught fire in Paris. Luckily his tight pants and Gucci shoes appear to have escaped the blaze intact… and I hope that’s the receipt from the Ferrari dealer he’s got in his…

Out of the desert, into a field… of Italian cars

If anyone was hoping to read about my Land Rover’s journey to Arizona and back, or about anything new at all over the last five weeks, I’m sorry to have disappointed you. Sadly, the great destroyers of all poorly planned expeditions; time and money, dropped their ugly axe of practicality and forced me to make…