Guilty Pleasure: Cadillac SRX

Until the CTS Coupe arrived a few years ago, Cadillac products from the late 70′s to present day carried little to no cache with most auto enthusiasts. You don’t see anybody modifying Cateras, and there’s nothing collectable about an Escalade. And yet their angular early 00′s crossover known as the SRX has caught my fancy and…

Crossing The Simpson

The Simpson Desert.  Vast, untamed expanse of sand in the middle of the world’s largest island.  Taking three times as long to cross as the Sahara, the French Line across the Simpson is one of the most epic rides to be had in Australia. It’s the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer of my season with OAT.…

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“Ultra-Massive SUV” Market Collapsing Under its Own Ugliness?

Well hippies, looks like you’ve won the battle against the SUV. Despite the Brit’s attempts to save the market by releasing a beautiful lightweight Range Rover this year, the Too-Big-For-Anyone SUV segment has finally destroyed itself with what might be the ugliest car that costs over $50,000 the world has ever seen. I’m referring of…

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Automotive Etiquette: Get Those “Family Stickers” Off Your Window

If you’re one of the millions of Americans trapped in the halcyon hell of suburbia, you’ve probably seen those limp-wristed family caricature sticker on one car too many. I don’t believe in using a word that describes someones sexual orientation as a derogatory term, but these things are just downright faggy. As if Sequoias, LR4s,…

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I Love It: Honda Accord Crosstour

I know it’s not that new, but after finally getting around to giving the Honda Accord Crosstour a closer inspection I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s awesome. I was skeptical when I first saw the weirdly animated commercials for this car, and my general aversion to the “crossover” genre made me want to disregard…